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Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:18 am
by C_D
Is someone from here - i.e. not me - running an unauthorized covert mock-op over at RI at the moment?

http://www.rigorousintuition.ca/board2/ ... 5e158d40f9

I mean - it is satire - surely. Right?

I particularly loved this from the OP:
...Julian Assange (a slender man with cream-colored hair, runs something called WikiLeaks from a small flat in London)...
Or is it a real person? Or maybe a fake real person. Maybe it's serious, I can't tell any more. They're American, whoever they are. I worked that out from their misspelling of the word colour.

Brilliant, either way.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:52 am
by C_D
Yeah, anyway - just been on the secure comms link to the Black Ops Department Altered Minds (BODAM) and they're denying any responsibility.
Mind you, you can never tell with these slippery-bastard Ops departments. Sell you any story they like.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:51 pm
by semper occultus
what I'm really intrigued about is how Pamela Anderson fits into all this tbh

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:05 pm
by C_D
I read she has a thang for Assange. And what male-bloodied, cream-colored-haired Swede could resist a private audience with Silicone Pam? But that was probably just what they told the press. Maybe she was dropping off some cash roubles from Pooty. Probably that. Or a nuke.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:17 pm
by greycircle
I looked at that thread. It did seem sort of strangely worded.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:05 pm
by C_D
Much to my surprise, just had a call from the team over at BODAM who have confirmed they've been running an op for the last few months. The somewhat unimaginatively titled 'Operation Toe Jam' has been a resounding disaster by all accounts - the basic premise was to lock out the main players and introduce sock puppets in their place - which was achieved - except that the ideas and langauge used by the sock BODAM operatives posing as doppelgangers has been warmly received by the other participants. Fucking disaster. The premise was to go as extreme as possible - i.e. anyone who doesn't agree is stoopid, stoopid or insane; any conspiracy theorists are Nazis; believe the msm; trust the established narrative etc - has backfired horrendously. All of those that are left are lapping it up and the group-think is now firmly and irrecovably entrenched.
Heads will roll.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:26 am
by C_D
Well godammit, BODAM have just been on the blower to inform me that IC5 have really fucked up. They were supposed to be in the process of mirroring RI when BcommaB cut connection and it took RI out. Right out. All gone. Took out the entire farm, inc double jeopardies. Gonna take several days to rebuild, considering BODAM is both remote - and intruding. Yikes, that's gonna leave a trail.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:06 am
by C_D
Godammit, BODAM have been on the blower again. Damned inconvenient timing too. I was thoroughly enjoying watching Celebrity BIg Brother - they've got a transgender woman in there who used to be male, who is clearly not a woman stuck in a mans body - and s/he's freaking all the biologically-female women out, whilst, simultaneously, they all fall over themselves to sound politically correct about it. It's gripping stuff. Yeah, as I was saying - BODAM have fucked up again. You see, it's a basic problem with black ops - you set them off on a course with very specific instructions, but human frailties always rear their goddamned head at the most inconvenient times and one of our operatives, a sock-who-shall-remain-nameless, has gone rogue. He had a very specific brief to remain semi-balanced, although ocassionally leaning quite significantly towards the SJW camp, in an attempt to lure out and identify any potential 'nasty thinkers' that we may be able to recruit to our side of the fence. Anyway, turns out he's gotten himself too involved, gone full retard, talking like a student, swallowed the whole con-job, wants Hilary back, in denial about his own part in the tragedy, etc etc.
We've set up a monthly stipend to tide him over once he gets himself together and comes back in from the wild. Damn shame.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:27 pm
by C_D
Had IC4 (over at BODAM) on the blower this morning, reporting that another one of our socks has been lost in the wash. Damned annoying.
On the bright side, IC8a reports that a senior figure 'over there' has made overtures to us about a move sideways. This particular switch will stay dark until Project Antithesis has run it's course.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:11 pm
by C_D
BODAM have been up to their own brand of naughty tricks, yet again. Really, these semi-autonomous sub-dept's can't be trusted - they always test the limits of what's just about acceptable - and what is downright unbelievable. Someone's going to notice at some point, guys. So, it goes like this - this being the story I got from IC7 via Comapp tonight - IC4 (deep connector) had a meet with dept heads over at B,B to explore the defection of Citizen A1. The Grand Daddy. The Duke. He Who Gave It Life. Mister I Need Say Little More. Apparantly, His milk has turned sour and he wants out. Name off the register, total dislocation, wants to run a million miles away, concerned about his legacy kind of thing.

Project Antithesis, indeed.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:34 pm
by C_D
E-SEC, over at BODAM, have spent approximately seventy two hundred man hours - over a span of sixteen months - compiling the attached flow diagram of the ' RI Mafia '
rimafia.jpg
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Once operation MULTISOCK kicks in, we'll have a fully documented list of all the lower eschelon footsoldiers.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:48 pm
by C_D
BODAM operational report 26 Jan 2018 ref 11/1/34.9 for immediate release to all AM dep doc OMS.

Operation Seed The Salted Ground has been an outstanding success. The insertion of flicker-frequency CO-PAT-EM's into the vlogs - verified as 'ripe' - has exceeded G-dep-Q's wildest expectations. Drinks all round tonight, people.

Operation MULTISOCK pulls GMS. Succumbation EPS - 12.1/chance. Highly favourable.

Operation Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood begins 31 Jan 2018. IC4 in place and ready to rock.

Take care out there, y'all.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:30 pm
by C_D
'''''''''''
Sig.Int.3 @ B,B - up at Stopford Gap RegGQ - has had some interesting retracs regarding persona identified as Target1 at RI.

Ay-Eye 1-7 analysed 8.4m+ words posted by Target1. Dual general concensus reached. Genconc.1 - 49% Genconc.2 - 47%

Genconc.1 Individual mindset (fetishitic nature of) fascination with Fascism and particularly Nazism
attraction to strong leadership, aggressive 'muscular' sexual imagery, pomp and circumstance, strength through unity, warrior figure, Brotherhood & Fatherland fantasy.
Threat enjoyment - fear as pleasure - 'scaremongering' - self-hyp - mania - denial - embracement - totality.

Genconc.2 Agenda operative
steerage. counter-intuit. exceptionalist. maintenance. firefighter. control. suppression.
''''''''''''

Sig.Int.3/Ay-Eye 1-7 crunch Target2 underway.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:19 pm
by C_D
Operation Egg-Yolk Lapel Stain off to a flying start. IC4 at BODAM confirms target X has been marked and tainted - and it's not just a flesh wound. Critical integrity failure. The prawns are fleeing the sea bed in droves.

Operation Hat-Tip to The Joker postponed - IC4 reports complete loss of humor amongst subject individuals, resulting in increased mania projected inwardly as victimisation. The fruit has over-ripened and harvesting this late in the season is wasted effort.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:39 am
by greycircle
Much to my surprise, just had a call from the team over at BODAM who have confirmed they've been running an op for the last few months. The somewhat unimaginatively titled 'Operation Toe Jam' has been a resounding disaster by all accounts - the basic premise was to lock out the main players and introduce sock puppets in their place - which was achieved -
For a minute you had me going and I was like wtf? Then it dawned on me roflmao :evil:

I especially like your flowchart of the operatives. I laughed out loud on that one man. You nailed it *hatzoff*

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:44 am
by C_D
BODAM reports that Operation Sealion has been a total disaster, but has exposed some interesting weaknesses within the structural integrity of BODAM itself - that must be addressed forthwith.

Here's the story -
IC4 broke protocol with Sealion - attempting multi-insertion - and was met by a wall of resistance hitherto unsuspected. It transpires that the defences over there have been completely overhauled by persons unknown. Heat signatures all over the place with no trace of fingerprints. This piqued IC4's interest and they dug a little deeper. What they found has perturbed and disturbed The ThinkTank, somuchso that some individuals from IC4 have taken leave of absence citing PTSD.

We have a new, fully-functional adversary, folks - and it's name is BODRI.

Vidcon IC-channel secure @ 7pm tonight. All section/tier 1 ops attend. No excuses.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:21 am
by C_D
Big celebration party tonite, up at BODAM. Just got back - must file this report.

IC4 had to pull White Rabbit from The Hat, but boy, did White Rabbit bring some yummy apple pie. Wow.

decrip stg 4: rntm prtcl A87D: specimen WR [wht rbbt] vidembed keystg:



Look and learn from a professional.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:48 am
by C_D
IC4 confirms Deep Attachment phase 1 complete.
Mr Video and I Am The One installed in situ.
Acceptance complete.
Fireworks to begin shortly.

Re: Covert Ops over at Rigorous Intuition

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:25 pm
by C_D
BODAM UA/127 # Op. Resurrection Jesus Christ sitrep stop all hands to the pump stop major alphabets involved stop fb supporting ri infrastructure stop AM breached stop expect doorstep delivery from alphabets stop itinerary 1 precautions advised stop ghost image protocol stop friendly harbour 9-9-7 stop may gods love be with you stop go feral stop